If I had a ballot...

Maybe one day I'll actually be filling an Oscar ballot out... Mmmmm... What a wonderful dream...

Let's take a look at each of the categories, shall we?

Best Picture

And for this one, I would have to rank them. Okay! I love lists!

1. Inglourious Basterds

2. Up

3. The Hurt Locker

4. District 9

5. Up in the Air

6. Precious

7. An Education

8. Avatar

(I didn't see The Blind Side and I missed A Serious Man.)

What should have been here? A Single Man.

Best Director

Quentin Tarantino, Inglourious Basterds

Best Actor

Colin Firth, A Single Man

Best Actress

Gabby Sidibe, Precious

Best Supporting Actor

Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

Best Supporting Actress

Mo'nique, Precious

Best Original Screenplay

Inglourious Basterds

Best Adapted Screenplay

In the Loop

Best Editing

The Hurt Locker

Best Cinematography

Inglourious Basterds

Best Art Direction

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Best Costumes

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Best Makeup

The Young Victoria (for pure lulz)

Best Score

Up

Best Song

"The Weary Kind", Crazy Heart

Best Sound Mixing

The Hurt Locker

Best Sound Editing

Avatar

Best Visual Effects

Avatar

Best Animated

Up

Best Documentary

I wouldn't vote... I didn't see enough of them.

Best Foreign

As with Documentary, I didn't see enough of them.

Documentary Short

Didn't see any of them, actually.

Live Action Short

The Door (Maybe Miracle Fish.)

Animated Short

Granny O'Grimm's Sleeping Beauty (I laughed myself silly. Although I did also adore the Wallace & Gromit flick!)